Tabloid Terrors 3: Alien Perverts Wrecked My Pubes

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Aliens are total nymphos, and we are their throwaway sluts. Despite their higher intelligence and technological advances, this third romp through the tabloids will expose their insatiable appetite for a piece of ass (or what comes out of it).

Learn the dangers of eating crotch circle corn. Witness a harrowing battle between alien midgets and a rat while in a crack whore’s vagina. Delight in the thrills of alien probes gone wild and smack your lips on some out-of-this-world barbecue ribs.

Enjoy three stories and five fun fallacies by S.D. Hintz and Jerrod Balzer, plus three tales by guest authors Louise Bohmer, Daniel I. Russell, and L.L. Soares.

See those lights in the sky? Lube up and phone home before it’s too late!

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Table of Contents:

A Really Crappy Introduction by S.D. Hintz and Jerrod Balzer

“Alien Perverts Wrecked My Pubes” by S.D. Hintz

“Space Dildo Runs Amok in Nursing Home!” by Louise Bohmer

“Alien Midgets Go Hi-Ho on the Ho-Ho” by Jerrod Balzer

“Albino Lesbians Penetrate the Grand Canyon” by Daniel I. Russell

“Moonshiner Says Aliens, ‘Taste Just Like Chicken!’” by L.L. Soares

“Close Encounters of the Turd Kind: A Family Tragedy” by Jerrod Balzer

Praise:

“I like this book even more than eating bananas and flinging poo-poo.” ~ Cornelius Badmonk, time-traveling apeman from the future

Here’s what characters from previous Tabloid Terrors are saying:

“I jerked off to this while eating a salami sandwich and some potato chips.” ~Old Man Winker

“We had no idea you Earthlings felt this way. From now on, we’ll buy you dinner first.” ~Commander Coda, chairman of the Intergalactic Board of Tourism

“This is about as fresh as the moogie-pie up my butt.” ~weird Chinese man in a store

“You think alien probes are bad? Try getting butt-raped by a grizzly bear! I’m doomed to carry a hemorrhoid cushion everywhere I go… for the rest of my life.” ~Professor Randall Cartford, Sasquatch researcher

Other Author Websites:

sdhintz.com

louisebohmer.com

daniel-i-russell.blogspot.com

www.sff.net/people/llsoares

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