“Omar the toilet dog”
Posted on Facebook – December 17, 2012
I was in another Facebook debate when the Ambien kicked in. As my friend Adam Whitlatch, says (who was listening on Skype while it went down), “Man, you went to the bathroom and somewhere between the bathroom and the recliner, you went from zero to webby.”
I won’t get into the debate crap. Instead, I’ll go straight to the lulz. The posts below were all by me, but separate, consecutive posts, so I imagine the people involved in the conversation were scratching their heads when checking their email notifications:
omar is all wet now
he’s the guy with eh locnar
he’s related to falcor! He doesn’t give you ovaltine. But he likes it when you pee on him.
he smiles a lot wen you do that
moar is a little dog that lives int eh toilte
and if you pee on him he’ll smile and give you a shortbread cookie
George Carlin had one.
omar wish es he was famouss but he lives in a toilet.
piss on him
I threw a bear claw at omar once and he gained super powers. started making toast with sprinkles and red hots.
Except the red hots tasted like pee.
because I peed on omar’s shitty sprinkle toast. You can’t let some toilet dog work a toaster like that. It’s wrong.