Count Doodu – posted on Facebook – May 6, 2012
Count Doodu is sending his Amish workers to jump around on our roof tomorrow and Yoda won’t be here to chase ’em off. I may have to fix spaghetti but I don’t know. Tnhey like that. They seem to like our old Degu board, too. Degus peed on it, though. Do they know that. I bet not. Wait til they sniff it. There’s pee on that shit. I don’t have any hamburger. They’re going to turn our house into a Death Star so we cna blow up Quincy if the princess won’t tell us where the rebels are. Spoiled bitch won’t tell us. Should just blow it up anwyay. Then rape all the ewoks. Hamburger might be on sale tomrorwo depending on the snipers in the trees chewing hubba bubba. 3 pops before a shot muthafukka!